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If You're A Honey Badger, You Don't Care
Geico Marketing Idea IdeaSubmitted 6 years ago
Idea for a Geico Insurance Commercial
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE
*HONEY BADGER works at a grocery store as a cashier, or as a clerk at a bank, or a sells man at retail store or car place, security at an Airport checking in peoples items.
"He has a mopy sluggish "Hates his job kind of attitude with a dull no energy face" and he's
*Starts scanning items "Beep" "Beep" "Beep" 1-by-1
While there can be a line of other animals going through the checkout
*For Example "A duck and his wife are dressed in Hawaiian shirts and are checking out and walks by and says how great their day has been and how their about to go on an exciting trip.
*Duck starts talking to the Honey Badger
Duck- "Yeah there's Going to be amazing rides for the kids to go on."
Honey Badger- *Sighs "Don't Care."
*As he keeps checking out items.
Duck- *Cant take the hint, Keeps Talking... "There will also be a buffet with lots of food that is so good it will leave you as stuffed as a turkey." * Duck Chuckles as he thinks hes making a hilarious dad joke... which is corny...
*Turkey Actually is in line and he gets Wide Eyed and Tilts his head as a look of confusion but doesn't even says a word.
Honey Badger- *Sighs again 'Man, Do I Not CARE." *In a sarcastic voice
Wife Duck- *Talks to her husband "OOOooooooo Honey, tell him about the live bands and the prizes you can win while playing *Example "Bingo"
Husband Duck- " Oooo Yes! You're right dear. Its going to be incredible Mr." *Squints Eyes and Reads the Honey Badgers Name Plate on his shirt , "Ron... Mr. Ron! The Blue Eyed Penguins will be performing Followed by Purple 7, and Closing with THE Pouncing Ponies ....That is if "They're not a little horsed Horsed." *Duck Chuckles again because he made another Dad Joke... And the Grand Prized winner of Bingo gets a trip to Hawaii and to go visit Wakiki. IT'S going to be "QUATASTIC" *Duck laughs again and chuckles.
Honey Badger- *Speaks Sarcastically "What an amazing trip! "WOW" Could I care less though." *Says with a exciting look and smile on his face for half a second being sarcastic then goes back to a dull boring face.
Narrator Voice Steps IN "IF YOU'RE A HONEY BADGER, YOU DON'T CARE... ITS WHAT YOU DO."
*Then goes into the whole advertisement of Geico and how "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Car Insurance."
Credibility: Bond, Dillon
Credit for bands: Black Eyed Peas
Maroon 5
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